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Sex List Meme

  • Nov. 21st, 2009 at 12:13 PM
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1) List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them [5 - 1, 1 is the hottest].
3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
4) Supply photos for said people.
5) Tag five friends to do the same. I tag, [info]wykling , [info]quaintheart , [info]geekslave , [info]sarituss , [info]rootesie and [info]teleen_fiction . (But you don't have too... I know I picked 6 people - I'm just greedy.)

I was tagged by [info]remuslives23 . Thanks!

Here goes nothing (This meme was easy because I already had a list.)

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Fic: Met a Man Today

  • Nov. 20th, 2009 at 9:11 AM
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Title: Met a Man Today
Rating: Pg-13
Words: ~3000
Characters: Jack/Ianto
Genre: Genfic (Pre-slash)
Spoilers: Slight for Fragments
Disclaimer: All the wishing in the world won’t make Torchwood mine.
Beta: [info]teleen_fiction . Thanks!
Summary: Before Torchwood 1, before Lisa and the cybermen, Ianto was a fourteen year old kid who becomes obsessed with a mysterious stranger after seeing him in action.
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This was written from a prompt for my best friend[info]quaintheart . I miss you every day and hate not being there on your Birthday. Love you so much! Bonne fête ma belle! Xoxox


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Fic: The Stakeout

  • Nov. 18th, 2009 at 9:07 AM
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Title: The Stakeout
Rating: pg-13
Words: 2500
Characters: Ianto, Gwen (references to Jack/Ianto)
Genre: friendship fic
Spoilers: TW S1 & S2 (season three never happened)
Disclaimer: All the wishing in the world won’t make Torchwood mine.
Summary: Ianto and Gwen are on a stakeout together and Gwen’s thoughts turn to the time she walked in on Jack and Ianto in the hothouse…
Beta: [info]quaintheart , who wishes she could stake out Jack and Ianto with FrakkinAddict!

I wrote this to wish[info]thrace_adams ,[info]put_that_away , and[info]owensheart very, very Happy Birthdays this week. Huge hugs to all three of you!!! :D

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Title: Never Did Run Smooth Interlude – Chapter 5 (of 5)
Rating: R
Words: Each chapter ~ 3000 words
Characters: Jack/Ianto, team
Genre: AU, angst, H/C
Spoilers: TW S1 & S2
Disclaimer: All the wishing in the world won’t make Torchwood mine.
Summary: Jack has saved Ianto from a UNIT prison cell and now that they’re back at Torchwood, a whole new set of challenges face them as they adjust to the team and each other.
Beta:[info]quaintheart Thanks!
Previous chapters at my Master List

Chapter 5 )
bunny!verse

Title: The Crack!Bunny’s Revenge – Rise Of The Fangirls
Rating: R
Words: ~2,500
Characters: Jack/Ianto, Frakkin_Addict, Geekslave and Wykling
Genre: Crack!fic, Humour
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: All the wishing in the world won’t make Torchwood mine.
Summary: After the invasion of the plot!bunnies, the crack!bunny decides to have a little fun. This picks up directly after the last Bunny!fic.
Beta: [info]teleen_fiction Thank you!
A/N: This was written in my Bunny!Verse at the request of my dear friends,[info]wykling and[info]geekslave . And a special thanks to Wykling for the awesome icon she made me. *hugs*
Previous chapters at my Master List


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bunny!verse

Title: Ianto’s Journal Entry – The Plot!Bunny Incident
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1700
Characters: Jack/Ianto
Genre: Crack!fic, Humour, Smut
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: All the wishing in the world won’t make Torchwood mine.
Summary: After the invasion of the plot!bunnies, Ianto feels the need write about the incident in his journal.
Beta: [info]teleen_fiction Thanks!!!
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A/N: This is a sequel to my crack!fic ‘The One With All The Bunnies.’ I suggest you read it first if you haven’t already or this won’t make any sense. Thank you to[info]mrsmarit who bribed me with Christian/Olli hotness and to everyone else who asked for a sequel. And thanks[info]teaboyfan for the idea of a Mpreg!bunny (Although I should add that there is NO Mpreg in this fic!!!).

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Title: Never Did Run Smooth Interlude – Chapter 4 (of 5)
Rating: R
Words: Each chapter ~ 3000 words
Characters: Jack/Ianto, team
Genre: AU, angst, H/C
Spoilers: TW S1 & S2
Disclaimer: All the wishing in the world won’t make Torchwood mine.
Summary: Jack has saved Ianto from a UNIT prison cell and now that they’re back at Torchwood, a whole new set of challenges face them as they adjust to the team and each other.
Beta:[info]quaintheart  Thanks!  And a special thank you to[info]geekslave  for her help on this chapter.
Previous chapters at my Master List

 

Chapter 4 )

Fic: The One With All The Bunnies

  • Nov. 10th, 2009 at 12:37 AM
bunny!verse

Title: The One With All The Bunnies
Rating: R
Words: 2000
Characters: Jack/Ianto, team
Genre: Total Crack!fic with a seriously unhealthy dose of fluff sprinkled on top.
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: All the wishing in the world won’t make Torchwood mine.
Summary:  In which something unexpected comes through the rift which leads to more smut, angst and fluff than any of them ever expected.
Beta: [info]quaintheart: “All of a sudden – a fan of crack!” 
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[info]wykling  – You are a gift and I am proud to count you among my friends. You never fail to put a smile on my face or, (on many, many occasions), to make me fall down laughing! I wrote this for you to wish you the best of Birthdays. I hope it lets you know how special you are to me. Love you, darling. Happy, happy Birthday! *hugs* 

 

The One With All The Bunnies  )
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Title: Never Did Run Smooth Interlude – Chapter 3 (of 5)
Rating: R
Words: Each chapter ~ 3000 words
Characters: Jack/Ianto, team
Genre: AU, angst, H/C
Spoilers: TW S1 & S2
Disclaimer: All the wishing in the world won’t make Torchwood mine.
Summary: Jack has saved Ianto from a UNIT prison cell and now that they’re back at Torchwood, a whole new set of challenges face them as they adjust to the team and each other.
Beta:[info]quaintheart  Thanks!
Previous chapters at my Master List

 

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Title: Never Did Run Smooth Interlude – Chapter 2 (of 5)
Rating: R
Words: Each chapter ~ 3000 words
Characters: Jack/Ianto, team
Genre: AU, angst, H/C
Spoilers: TW S1 & S2
Disclaimer: All the wishing in the world won’t make Torchwood mine.
Summary: Jack has saved Ianto from a UNIT prison cell and now that they’re back at Torchwood, a whole new set of challenges face them as they adjust to the team and each other.
Beta:[info]quaintheart  Thanks!
Previous chapters at my Master List
A/N – This chapter is dedicated to the ever encouraging, ever wonderful[info]sarituss. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :D *hugs* 

 

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Title: Never Did Run Smooth Interlude – Chapter 1 (of 5)
Rating: R
Words: Each chapter ~ 3000 words
Characters: Jack/Ianto, team
Genre: AU, angst, H/C
Spoilers: TW S1 & S2
Disclaimer: All the wishing in the world won’t make Torchwood mine.
Summary: Jack has saved Ianto from a UNIT prison cell and now that they’re back at Torchwood, a whole new set of challenges face them as they adjust to the team and each other.
Beta:[info]quaintheart  Thanks!
Previous chapters at my Master List

 

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Fic: I'll Be You In My Dreams

  • Oct. 31st, 2009 at 8:28 AM
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Title: I’ll Be You In My Dreams
Rating: R
Words: 4,800
Characters: Jack/Ianto, Tosh, Gwen, Owen and a little Rhys
Genre: Angst, H/C, Humour, Horror, Fluff (Weird mix eh?)
Spoilers: TW S1 & S2
Disclaimer: All the wishing in the world won’t make Torchwood mine.
Summary:  The team suffers from nightmares in a most unexpected way.
Warning: This story is meant to be creepy and there’s no shortage of disturbing imagery, still, being me, there’s a healthy dose of fluff thrown in at the end too. :) Let me say this again – There are images in this fic that some people may find offensive. Proceed with caution, please! Nightmarish images are mostly pulled from my own dreams, so this is a pretty good look into my psyche.   Beware!
Beta: [info]quaintheart: BOO! 

 

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Fic: Never Did Run Smooth - Chapter 22

  • Oct. 19th, 2009 at 9:33 AM
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Title: Never Did Run Smooth – Chapter 22 (of 22)
Rating: R
Words: This final chapter is 2500 words. :)
Characters: Jack/Ianto
Genre: AU, angst, H/C
Spoilers: TW S1 & S2 (some references to Jack’s time with the Doctor)
Disclaimer: All the wishing in the world won’t make Torchwood mine.
Summary: AU which explores what could have happened if Jack had refused to hire Ianto even after capturing Myfanwy. Years later, while conducting an inspection of UNIT, Jack spots a prisoner being transferred who catches his eye…
Beta: My dearest friend,[info]quaintheart.
A/N: This story is complete and beta’d. I will be posting regularly. Feel free to friend me.
Previous chapters at my Master List 

A/N 2: I want to dedicate this final chapter to everyone, EVERYONE, who’s been following this story. I have made new friends; entertained and been entertained. Thank you so very much. *Hugs you all tight* 

 

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Fic: Never Did Run Smooth - Chapter 21

  • Oct. 16th, 2009 at 9:42 AM
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Title: Never Did Run Smooth – Chapter 21 (of 22)
Rating: R
Words: Each chapter ~1000 words
Characters: Jack/Ianto
Genre: AU, angst, H/C
Spoilers: TW S1 & S2 (some references to Jack’s time with the Doctor)
Disclaimer: All the wishing in the world won’t make Torchwood mine.
Summary: AU which explores what could have happened if Jack had refused to hire Ianto even after capturing Myfanwy. Years later, while conducting an inspection of UNIT, Jack spots a prisoner being transferred who catches his eye…
Beta: My dearest friend,[info]quaintheart.
A/N: This story is complete and beta’d. I will be posting regularly. Feel free to friend me.
Previous chapters at my Master List

 

Chapter 21 )

Fic: Never Did Run Smooth - Chapter 20

  • Oct. 15th, 2009 at 9:04 AM
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Title: Never Did Run Smooth – Chapter 20 (of 22)
Rating: R
Words: Each chapter ~1000 words
Characters: Jack/Ianto
Genre: AU, angst, H/C
Spoilers: TW S1 & S2 (some references to Jack’s time with the Doctor)
Disclaimer: All the wishing in the world won’t make Torchwood mine.
Summary: AU which explores what could have happened if Jack had refused to hire Ianto even after capturing Myfanwy. Years later, while conducting an inspection of UNIT, Jack spots a prisoner being transferred who catches his eye…
Beta: My dearest friend,[info]quaintheart.
A/N: This story is complete and beta’d. I will be posting regularly. Feel free to friend me.
Previous chapters at my Master List 

A/N 2: Here’s an extra chapter. I’m posting this early because I love you all and don’t want to leave you hanging over the weekend and for the ever delightful[info]wykling who is making me an awesome bribe. *hugs*

 

Chapter 20 )

Fic: Never Did Run Smooth - Chapter 19

  • Oct. 14th, 2009 at 10:26 AM
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Title: Never Did Run Smooth – Chapter 19 (of 22)
Rating: R
Words: Each chapter ~1000 words
Characters: Jack/Ianto
Genre: AU, angst, H/C
Spoilers: TW S1 & S2 (some references to Jack’s time with the Doctor)
Disclaimer: All the wishing in the world won’t make Torchwood mine.
Summary: AU which explores what could have happened if Jack had refused to hire Ianto even after capturing Myfanwy. Years later, while conducting an inspection of UNIT, Jack spots a prisoner being transferred who catches his eye…
Beta: My dearest friend,[info]quaintheart.
A/N: This story is complete and beta’d. I will be posting regularly. Feel free to friend me.
Previous chapters at my Master List 

A/N 2: This chapter is a little longer in size. After reading the comments you left Monday, I sat down and wrote an additional 1200 words. See! Your comments do have power. I take your feedback very seriously. Thanks everyone. Enjoy. ;)

 

Chapter 19 )

Fic: Never Did Run Smooth - Chapter 18

  • Oct. 12th, 2009 at 9:22 AM
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Title: Never Did Run Smooth – Chapter 18 (of 22)
Rating: R
Words: Each chapter ~1000 words
Characters: Jack/Ianto
Genre: AU, angst, H/C
Spoilers: TW S1 & S2 (some references to Jack’s time with the Doctor)
Disclaimer: All the wishing in the world won’t make Torchwood mine.
Summary: AU which explores what could have happened if Jack had refused to hire Ianto even after capturing Myfanwy. Years later, while conducting an inspection of UNIT, Jack spots a prisoner being transferred who catches his eye…
Beta: My dearest friend,[info]quaintheart.
A/N: This story is complete and beta’d. I will be posting regularly. Feel free to friend me.
Previous chapters at my Master List 

 

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Fic: Never Did Run Smooth - Chapter 17

  • Oct. 9th, 2009 at 8:57 AM
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Title: Never Did Run Smooth – Chapter 17 (of 22)
Rating: R
Words: Each chapter ~1000 words
Characters: Jack/Ianto
Genre: AU, angst, H/C
Spoilers: TW S1 & S2 (some references to Jack’s time with the Doctor)
Disclaimer: All the wishing in the world won’t make Torchwood mine.
Summary: AU which explores what could have happened if Jack had refused to hire Ianto even after capturing Myfanwy. Years later, while conducting an inspection of UNIT, Jack spots a prisoner being transferred who catches his eye…
Beta: My dearest friend,[info]quaintheart.
A/N: This story is complete and beta’d. I will be posting regularly. Feel free to friend me.
Previous chapters at my Master List 

 

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Title: Enough Is Enough, (Except When It Isn’t)
Rating: NC-17
Words: 3400
Characters: Jack/Ianto
Genre: Angst, smut, humour
Spoilers: Countrycide, (slight cyberwoman)
Disclaimer: All the wishing in the world won’t make Torchwood mine.
Summary:  Jack drives the team home after the incident with the cannibals. Ianto is in dire need of some life affirming activity. ;)
Beta: [info]quaintheart, who is soooo warm after reading this that she is going to go stand in the cold Canadian air!

 

Ma chère Morgia, c'est à ton tour
De te laisser parler d'amour.
 

[info]morgia!!! I wrote this for you as a Birthday present. I hope you have an awesome day and that the coming year is everything you could ever wish it to be. You deserve every happiness! Love ya hun! 

 

Enough is Enough )